Write the bad things that are done to you in the sand, but write the good
things that happen to you on a piece of marble.
                                                                       -Arabian wisdom

Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself.  Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections, but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.
                                                                      -Saint Francis de Sales

"Sometimes I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe!"
                                                                      -unknown