The soul would have no rainbow
had the eyes no tears.
  - John Vance Cheney

What we truly and earnestly aspire to be,
that in some sense we are.
The mere aspiration, by changing the frame of the mind,
for the moment realizes itself.
  - Anna Jameson

The scientific theory I like best is that
the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of
lost airline luggage.
  - Mark Russell